Bad Puns and Sexual Humor Inc.

sappling:

how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim

brendamn-urie:

"besides we’ve got such good fashion sense!"

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mydraco:

my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go


tiger-ly:

Nicki minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care wether you care for her style of music or not but if you dismiss her as a trash artist I’m gonna heavily side eye you