Bad Puns and Sexual Humor Inc.


how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim


"besides we’ve got such good fashion sense!"



my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap


*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go


Nicki minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care wether you care for her style of music or not but if you dismiss her as a trash artist I’m gonna heavily side eye you