FA MULAN

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

amoyed:

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

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soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

academically:

don’t forget to like my statuses, reblog my selfies, rate comment and subscribe, clean my room, do my homework, pay my bills,