casuallyracistatthedisco:

towriteanalsexonherarms:

you do not know true pain until your favorite fictional character is killed off

and then brought back to life, and then killed off again

always4evrnerdy:

osamah:

*opens up trenchcoat* hey kid…wanna buy a sense of humor?

i dont think you should be buying a sense of humor from someone in a trenchcoat

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

underestimatedoswinfangirl:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

johnnydepps:

iamjonwanker:

yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot

yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot

yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot