Bad Puns and Sexual Humor Inc.

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

plagal:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

The Beatles Over Time
  • The Beatles 1963: I Want To Hold Your Hand
  • The Beatles 1968: Why Dont We Do It In The Road

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that